{"id":4152,"date":"2026-03-11T15:16:31","date_gmt":"2026-03-11T14:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/?post_type=product&#038;p=4152"},"modified":"2026-03-11T15:17:08","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T14:17:08","slug":"elise-giuliani","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/?product=elise-giuliani","title":{"rendered":"ELISE GIULIANI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>ELISE GIULIANI dans BELLE BOURRINE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>One woman show<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>Vendredi 9 et Samedi 10 Octobre \u00e0 20h30<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Le spectacle o\u00f9 tu ris, tu jouis (presque)&#8230; et tu te rappelles que t&rsquo;es vivant.<\/p>\n<p>Bienvenue dans ton date le plus chelou.<\/p>\n<p>Normal : je suis italo-ch&rsquo;ti. Tiraill\u00e9e entre l&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e9gance v\u00e9n\u00e9neuse de l&rsquo;Italie et la brutalit\u00e9 cash du Nord. Le charme de la dolce vita, le franc-parler d&rsquo;un troquet lillois.<\/p>\n<p>Petite, on m&rsquo;a tout interdit : parler de sexe, boire, dire ce que je pensais.<\/p>\n<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, je me rattrape \u2014 et pas qu&rsquo;un peu.<\/p>\n<p>Tu croyais venir \u00e0 un stand-up ? Mauvaise salle : tu viens de signer pour une confession sans pr\u00e9servatif mental.<\/p>\n<p>Je balance tout \u2014 et surtout mes instincts inavouables \u2014 avec la gr\u00e2ce d&rsquo;un bulldozer en talons.<\/p>\n<p>Pas pour donner des le\u00e7ons. Juste pour dire tout haut ce qu&rsquo;on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re que les femmes gardent tout bas.<\/p>\n<p>Ici, pas de faux-semblants, pas de pauses mignonnes. Juste des punchlines tranchantes qui d\u00e9frisent les daronnes et r\u00e9veillent les morts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a pique, \u00e7a gratte, \u00e7a fait rire jaune. Mais si tu ris jaune, c&rsquo;est que t&rsquo;as encore une \u00e2me.<\/p>\n<p>Note de mes ex : \u00ab\u00a0On est encore en th\u00e9rapie.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tarifs:<\/strong> 23 euros tarif normal, 19 euros tarif r\u00e9duit (demandeur emploi, \u00e9tudiant)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: red\">Votre achat est d\u00e9finitif, aucun remboursement ou report ne sera possible.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dur\u00e9e:<\/strong> 1h15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Vendredi 9 et Samedi 10 Octobre \u00e0 20h30<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4153,"template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[31],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4152","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-humour","8":"first","9":"instock","10":"shipping-taxable","11":"product-type-external"},"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/4152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_brand&post=4152"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_cat&post=4152"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royalefactory.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=4152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}